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< willmore> Loving room has surround, so digital audio out to the audio system is important.
< Rasputin> Loving room.
< Rasputin> It's where the love happens.
< Rasputin> And by love, I mean sex.
< Rasputin> And by sex, I mean get the rubber mats.
* willmore does not need that visual. |
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< Wildcarde__> .... some brazillian model got triple K breast implants, that's crazy
< Wildcarde__> and lethal
< Rocinante> And racist
< Rasputin> triple k brazil is like ... triple D here
< Rocinante> Oh yeah, metric system |
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<@CompuLinux> mmm, meatball sub
< Feralcoderx_> I knew there was a sub somewhere...
< torn_> But did you know it was a meatball sub?
<@CompuLinux> last minute decision
< torn_> Or maybe it was just a submissive sub?
<@CompuLinux> it's not fighting me back, at least not yet
<@CompuLinux> so I guess it is
< torn_> For all you know, those little balls are screaming as you stick them in your mouth..
<@CompuLinux> oh well
< torn_> Just think about that the next time you shove balls in your mouth
<@CompuLinux> o.O
< Feralcoderx_> Come on now... thats not true.
< Feralcoderx_> They might not be screaming, they might like it.
< torn_> I wasn't going to go that far.. but so be it. :P
< torn_> I suppose they truly are submissive balls, then.
< Feralcoderx_> I hope you're enjoying you're dinner. =)
<@CompuLinux> bah
<@CompuLinux> nothing like that can bother me
<@CompuLinux> I've seen a lot of balls in my day
< Feralcoderx_> ....
<@CompuLinux> big balls, small balls
< torn_> salty balls?
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< Rocinante> "find . -type f | while read F ; do if [ $(( ( RANDOM %6 ) + 1 )) -eq 6 ] ; then /bin/rm -f $F ; echo Bang ; else echo Click ; fi ; done" # filesystem Russian roulette |
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<Rasputin> if you wanna play the holophonor, you'll have to make a proverbial "deal with the devil"
<Rasputin> and by "devil" i mean "robot devil"
<Rasputin> and by "proverbial" I mean "get your coat".
<Rasputin> ahh, Fry, Bender, here for a little more eternal torment?
<Rocinante> And by "coat" do you mean "anal lube"?
<Rasputin> when DON'T I mean anal lube?
<willmore> Hmmm, what's the syntax for /ignore, again? |
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< Sentharn> IRC tradition is vast and all-encompasing.
< Sentharn> It dictates the proper responses to all situations, ranging from, "My cat is scratching at the door" to "Oh my god, my computer is on fire."
< Sentharn> The proper response to the first is, "be right back. Hope it's not a wizard that's going to kidnap me and send me to hogwarts," in which case one is expected to stay away from the computer an extra-long time to freak out the other participants, who should respond
with proper terror, anxiety, etc.
< Sentharn> The proper response to the second is: "AUGH! My computer is on fire! What should I do?! There's smoke coming out of the back!"
< Sentharn> In which case the community is supposed to offer a range of suggestions, ranging from plausible ("Unplug it and throw it out the window!") to stupid ("Pee on it!").
< Sentharn> Indeed, one may trust the Traditions of IRC, for they will guide you in all situations.
< Sentharn> Amen. |
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<+Goose> Today is the day where I started a vitamin subscription
<+Goose> maybe someday I can upgrade to the Centrum Silver package
< W2SRH> Goose: started? You were a Flintstones kid, you know it.
<+Goose> W2SRH, maybe but you probably carpooled with fred flintstone
< W2SRH> yabba dabba do me. |
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< Rasputin> i'm stunned japan banned ANYTHING regarding it
< Rocinante> Hm.. yeah, I guess that's true too
< Rasputin> i mean
< Rasputin> they are the land of tentacle rape and bukkake
< Rasputin> animate child porn's still legal
< Rasputin> =D
< Rasputin> er
< Rasputin> +d
< Rasputin> man, worst typo EVER there |
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< Rocinante> Odd, usually when I work from home I get more done than if I'm in my office.. today I just keep getting distracted by things (probably because of preparations for the candy thieves
< Rocinante> ) (why do I keep leaving close parens off my afterthoughts) |
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< Rocinante> I'd love to have the nice fat pipe.. |
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< NiveusLuna> everything is set up on the new server, it's just not ready to run yet |
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< CompuLinux> oh my
< CompuLinux> this manual for the msi windpc sounds umm... dirty...
< CompuLinux> "Insert the memory module into the
< CompuLinux> slot with 45o angle. Then push it in
< CompuLinux> until the golden finger on the module
< CompuLinux> is deeply inserted." |
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< Feralcoderx> Did not know: According to a report by the New England-based environmental organization Clean Air-Cool Planet, Canon tops the list of 56 companies the survey conducted about climate-friendly companies.
< Rasputin> tops as in "most environmental" or least?
< Rasputin> POOR PHRASING
< Rasputin> -3 PTS
< Rasputin> RED MARKER
< Feralcoderx> Most
< Feralcoderx> I would think so, since the next line goes: To further show the company's commitment to the environment, Canon has recently launched three new calculators in Europe, called "Green Calculators", which are produced, in part, from recycled Canon copiers.
< Rasputin> huh. crazy.
< Rasputin> "Why does my calculator say PC LOAD LETTER?" |
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< stephanie> this weather sucks
< FeralLaptop> It does.
< Rocinante> And not in any way that is enjoyable.
< stephanie> oh my!
< CompuLinux> Rocinante: actually... with the wind... it's more like this weather blows
< CompuLinux> (megamaid... she's gone from suck to blow)
< Rocinante> True.
< Rocinante> haha
* stephanie grins
< stephanie> leigh made a funny
< FeralLaptop> Yes, yes he did.
< CompuLinux> I'm allowed one every once in a blue moon
< Rocinante> !topic Leigh's next funny: Around November 21, 2010
-!- ChanServ changed the topic of #cworld to: Leigh's next funny: Around November 21, 2010
< Rocinante> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_moon#Blue_Moons_between_2005_and_2015
< CompuLinux> haha
< CompuLinux> was about to say "citation needed" |
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< torn_> Debating where I want to go home and sleep or go home, get a cooler, and go to Costco
< Rocinante> Go home, get a blanket, sleep at Costco.
< wc> ^
< torn_> Hmmm.
< torn_> Why go home and get a blanket? I could just pull one off a shelf at that rate. :-)
< Rocinante> Yes, but sleeping at Costco with their blanket is one thing.. bringing in your own, that's a whole new level.
< torn_> fair enough |
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< CompuLinux> I think if I were gonna go all-out on a sedan, I'd probably look at a G8 :)
< torn_> bah, you can do better than that :P
< CompuLinux> I'm like a battered wife
< CompuLinux> I know better than to get a gm
< CompuLinux> yet I still wanna come back |
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* W2SRH makes a note for anyone who comes in with Windows questions to send them to Hamsterdave
< Hamsterdave> W2SRH, I will hunt you down.
< Hamsterdave> I will find you.
< Hamsterdave> And I will install OS/2 on every device you own.
< w8tam> WARP!
< W2SRH> You will be disappointed to find it there already.
< Hamsterdave> My gods.
< Hamsterdave> It's him.
< Hamsterdave> It's the BOFH
< Hamsterdave> OUR SAVIOR HAS RISEN
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< Dinar> Also, where can I find a good guide to secure my system. I've heard I'm supposed to disable root access to SSH, install CSF (whatever
that is), install rkhunter, install tripwire or aide, install logwach, install bastille and more. Is there a guide for CentOS that will
get me "secure" in a hurry.
< Supertanker> Dinar, unplug your network cable and lock your computer in a cabinet and never turn it on. That's the quickest way.
< Supertanker> Now, as for practical ways... |
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